POLL: Voters Tired of Chipmunk’s Stump Speech
According to a new poll from ABC News and The Washington Post, voters are beginning to tire of the rhetoric from chipmunk congressional candidate Tino Honeydew.
“He’s been trotting out essentially the same speech since July,” said ABC News assistant political director Monica Loney. ”Our polling shows that voters are just tiring of hearing that same message over and over. They want to hear something new from Honeydew.”
While polls indicate the chipmunk still has a slim lead over his opponent, he has failed so far to create any separation, leading some political analysts to predict this election will come down to the wire.
Via Giles Gonthier.
A soldier and his squirrel.
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
xoxo gossip squirrl <3
no other way to hug people
A squirrel that is fat.
A squirrel that is fat.
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